2010 Stats

2010: 2 parking tickets, 1 open container ticket, 1 strongly worded warning for speeding. 60 days of sobriety. Went to one AA meeting. Went to 3 Dodger games. Went surfing 4 times, stood up once. Moved twice. Briefly dated 6 girls, all of whom I currently have no contact with. Got 1 chest tattoo. Watched the sun rise 60 days in a row (completely overrated). Played golf 16 times. Produced 1 pilot. Worked on 4 reality TV shows, 2 feature films, 3 commercials, worked on the Paramount lot and the Warner Lot. Threw up do to alcohol consumption est. 6 times (probably double that). Contracted 1 foot fungus that spread to my hands. Underwent 1 nasty divorce. Lost only 1 pair of glasses (miracle). Drove 2 hundred thousand dollar sports cars. Signed up for est. 6 dating sites. Went on 0 dates. Underwent 296 days of unintended celibacy. Still managed to contract a nasty case of crabs (fuck you karma). Caused 1 scene at a bar over a baseball game. Watched the Giants win the World Series. Changed 1 flat tire in the rain. Got stuck in 2 blizzards while driving to and from New Mexico. Pretty awesome year. Kinda. Sharks love candy corn sandwiches.