2009 stats

2009 stats: 7 parking tickets, 1 speeding ticket, 1 negligent driving ticket, talked my way out of 2 charges of trespassing and attempted B&E, 1 ride home from the PD.  Drove between LA and SF, 11 times. Went to the beach 24 times; got a sunburn, 22 times.   Briefly dated 2 girls.  Read 14 books, 2 were actually good.  Worked on 4 feature films, 1 commercial, 3 reality television shows, 1 music video; added hip-hop background dancer and 2^nd 2^nd AD to my resume.   Flew on 12 planes, drank beer in 8 airports, made out with a flight attendant 0 times.  Threw up due to alcohol consumption est. 8 times, (probably double that).  1 nasty divorce.  2 random make-out sessions with a stranger. 1 kiss on the cheek by a cute nurse.  6 visits to the dentist.   Played 10 games of golf.  Went to 13 movies.  All I can say if that I hope 2010 yields better stats, especially when it comes to making out with flight attendants.